If it weren’t for Facebook…

People who know me are probably sick by now of hearing how much I hate Facebook, yet can't bring myself to actually leave Facebook, since most people won't give me their cell phone numbers and/or email addresses, but instead say, "Just hit me up on Facebook." But that's just it: I don't WANT to hit … Continue reading If it weren’t for Facebook…

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Whale of a tale (sorry)

Because humans are the arrogant pieces of excrement that they are, I bet you anything a massive campaign begins to hunt down and kill the scourge and rid the world of the evil beasts known as grey whales. Story here.

Super Bowl Exlix musings

So the Super Bowl was last night. Two teams about which I could not possibly care less playing for a ridiculous amount of money. (Don't get me started on the NFL's status as a [exaggerated air quotes] "not for profit" company.) Anyway, here are some thoughts on last night's ridiculous spectacle: -Three hours before kickoff, … Continue reading Super Bowl Exlix musings

One juror: PRICELESS

You're kidding me, right? I mean, seriously, lone Blagjovonovajayjayjonovich juror, you're joking, right? Ex-Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich, accused of 24 different counts- not the least of which being trying to sell President Obama's Senate seat, something he was caught ON TAPE doing- was "only" guilty of lying to a federal agent?! So tell us... was … Continue reading One juror: PRICELESS

The other useless February “holiday”

Oh, like my Groundhog Day post didn't lend itself to a similar Valentine's Day post.  Don't act so shocked.  And yes, I think I posted something similar last year or the year before, but all my posts disappeared late last year, so I'm doing it again.  Shut up and read it. |+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+| This coming Sunday … Continue reading The other useless February “holiday”

Groundhog Day… seriously?!

I am absolutely stunned that, in the year 2010, not only are there people that still consider Groundhog Day to be a legitimate "holiday", but more so that there are STILL people- grown adults!- that buy in to all this groundhog bullshit. I mean really, really buy in to it. Look, I can appreciate Punxsutawney, … Continue reading Groundhog Day… seriously?!