Saint Barrack

Barrack Obama is a young, good-looking gentleman from the street gang known as the “great” Chicago Democratic Machine, currently serving in the U.S. Senate, who has recently announced his candidacy for President of these great United States.

Notice I didn’t call him a young, good-looking black gentleman. Mr. Obama is, in fact, black. His race should have nothing to do with anything, but oddly enough, his supporters have decided it has everything to do with everything.

Quite a few journalists, not just from my local paper but nationwide, have labeled him everything from a breath of fresh air to the second coming of Abraham Lincoln, Martin Luther King, and Jesus all rolled into one. Come now, folks.