Johann Drops a Blog

Random ramblings from an idiot

Illinois’ top douchebag

Read this.

Holy crap, Governor Asshole has GOT to go. And you people say Bush is bad.

Nice job, Blowjo, cut a bunch of DCFS positions- it’s not like that’s where they’re needed or anything. You ignorant dumb-ass imbecile.

Maybe if Saint Barack does get elected President in November, we can all petition him to finally get statehood granted to Chicago once and for all and then Illinois will not have to deal with those dickheads anymore. We’ve got enough dickheads downstate as it is- we don’t need Chicago’s dickheads screwing life up for those of us that aren’t in someone’s pocket. Obama should jump at the chance to do that- he’s from Chicago, so I’m sure he’d be thrilled to finally make the state of Chicago free of all us hillbilly slackjawed booger-eatin’ morons south of I-80.

Tell me again why we don’t have the recall? Oh, that’s right, because these douches are smart enough to know we’ve figured them out and would use it on their crooked asses.

Oh, and then there’s this.  Are you fuggin’ KIDDING me?!  “Yeah, I’m a very good Governor.  Yeah.  K-Mart sucks.  Yeah.”

This is what we’ll have in the White House if Obama gets elected, folks; they are two peas in the same warped little pod.  Enjoy.

August 29, 2008 - Posted by Johann | irrational rants, stupid people | | 10 Comments

10 Comments »

  1. “This is what we’ll have in the White House if Obama gets elected, folks…”

    How do you figure?

    Comment by nancy | August 29, 2008 | Reply

  2. Because Obama is a Chicago Democrat. Same as Blowjo.

    Comment by Johann | August 29, 2008 | Reply

  3. Oh. I didn’t notice the similarities until you pointed them out.

    Comment by nancy | August 29, 2008 | Reply

  4. Well, am I wrong?

    Comment by Johann | August 29, 2008 | Reply

  5. Well, I wouldn’t say you’re wrong…But I’m hearing the old-guard, downstate attitude toward the Chicago political machine that its members effectively use to play up to statewide issues, only to get elected, which is the important thing, and only by carrying the downstate vote–in BJ’s case, twice! You folks have to wake up a little and start paying attention to what’s going on up there, instead of having a chip on your shoulder. Traditionally, a lot of these folks are from the upstate area, they understand that tackling the downstate constituency is all they need to get ahead, yet they get voted in each and every time. And I doubt they were taking field trips to the Lincoln sites every year when they were in school. You can’t blame Obama. He’s spent more time in Spfld. campaigning for President than BJ has, acting as Gov.

    Comment by Steve | August 29, 2008 | Reply

  6. No, you’re not wrong, but if you’re going to declare guilt by association (loooooose association), then your boy McCain’s got some ’splainin to do too. While serving in the Arizona senate, his Republican governor was convicted in 1997 on a number of counts.

    http://www.pub.umich.edu/daily/1997/sep/09-04-97/news/news15.html

    His convictions were eventually overturned on a technicality and get this…President Clinton pardoned him!!! Your head’s got to be ready to explode right now, Johann!

    My point is, be careful with how you knit people together. It might not be fair.

    Comment by nancy | August 29, 2008 | Reply

  7. I never ONCE said McCain was “my boy”, Nancy. I don’t think McCain’s the right guy for the Presidency (and, to be fair, I’m not saying Obama “isn’t”.) I’m just saying that with this big love-fest going on with Obama, people need to realize that he is still nothing more than a Democrat from Chicago.

    Painting with a broad brush? I don’t think so, but still, I admit it is possible. But I tell you what- if he gets elected and IF (and that’s a huge “if”) he doesn’t run the country the same way Blowjobevich runs Illinois, I will apologize.

    (By the way, regarding your link story, if Clinton pardoned that governor, that speaks volumes about HIS judgment as well.)

    Again, I never said McCain was the “better choice”. To be honest, between him and a Chicago Democrat, I think we’re screwed either way. Maybe I’ll write-in Pat Paulsen. Yeah, I know he’s dead, but can he do any worse?

    And Steve, true enough- Obama HAS already spent more time in Springfield than Blowjobovich has. But there again, until Obama shows me he’s not a prototype Chicago Democrat™…

    Comment by Johann | August 29, 2008 | Reply

  8. Apologies. I made a huge assumption that you were a McCain supporter. What has Obama done to show you that he IS a prototype Chgo democrat? Is he guilty until proven innocent? My point is that McCain’s a republican senator who served part of his term while a questionable republican was governor of his state. I don’t think that makes McCain part of that regime. Let’s face it Blagojevich is his own bizarre brand of underhanded, sociopathic politician. His own party leaders denounce him whenever possible.

    You’re not saying that Obama isn’t the right guy for the Presidency, but you believe that he’s part of the same machine as Blagojevich? Then go ahead and say it…he’s NOT right in your opinion.

    Comment by nancy | August 29, 2008 | Reply

  9. I guess that offer for an olive-branch horseshoe from the previous post is off the table now. Damn!

    Comment by nancy | August 29, 2008 | Reply

  10. Understood, Nancy. I see your point.

    And yes, the olive-branch horseshoe offer IS most definitely still out there and always will be.

    Comment by Johann | August 30, 2008 | Reply


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