Yikes

Happy 62nd Birthday today to a former charter member of my “Celebrities That Are Hot” club, Cherilyn Sarkisian- better known as Cher.

I say “former” because she used to be absolutely gorgeous. In the 70s when she burst on to the scene, she was positively yummy.

Even into the 80s when she started becoming a freak, she was still smokin’ hot.

Then she discovered rhinoplasty and collagen injections. She looks like Ozzy Osbourne nowadays.

Sad.

I’d be fine with her looking like hell, considering the fact that she’s 62 years old. Hell, look at Jane Seymour… Ann-Margret… even Julie Andrews, for the love of Mary Poppins– they’re “old broads” who are still smokin’ hot. But holy crap- THAT is what plastic surgery and added lip PSI does to you. Grow old gracefully, the way nature intended. But if you just absolutely have to be all pretentious and phony have plastic surgery, don’t go all Michael Jackson on yourself. Holy crap. Having that much plastic surgery and looking like that is a little like a cocaine addict that is fat. Make a choice!

Best use of irony, as it relates to Cher: she has the nerve to call Britney Spears and Jennifer Lopez “ho’s”. Hello, kettle? This is Cher. You’re black.

Anyway, in honor of her birthday, I’ve cued up “Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves” in the JDAB Lizard Lounge. Enjoy.