Time to vote

All right, boys and girls and assorted other, today is “Super Tuesday” (what’s so “super” about it, I don’t know) in Illinois, meaning it’s the primary elections where you- that’s right, YOU- can help decide who will be on the ballot in November.

Even if you’re going to vote for Obama or that socialist warthog Hillary Clinton, go out and vote. You really don’t have any right to bitch about who won or lost if you don’t vote. I hate hearing people bitch and moan about a particular candidate or incumbent or whatever and then find out that bitcher in question never even voted. As long as you vote, if your guy lost, or if your guy won and is doing a shitty job, THEN you can complain for his or her entire term. If you don’t (or worse yet, won’t) vote, then shut your fuggin’ pie hole. Yeah, I know the George Carlin routine about how he didn’t vote for Politician In Question, therefore it’s not his fault. But in this case, not being part of the problem is a bigger problem than is being a part of the problem, if that makes any sense.

Vote for McCain. Vote for Obama. Vote for Pedro. Vote for yourself as a write-in candidate (I actually did that once ). Hell, vote for anyone besides Clinton.  Or, if you’re THAT excited about the prospect of a socialist America, then vote for Clinton.

Just go vote.