Hung over without having gotten drunk
Happy 2008, everyone.
I feel like total hammered shit today. I didn’t go out anywhere for NYE; I didn’t even drink any alcohol, save for two glasses of Asti at midnight. I woke up, however, feeling as though I’d just woken from a six-day bender.
Maybe I should have drunk more. Maybe I should have drunk beer. Maybe I’m just getting old. Anyway, best of luck to all in 2008; I’m going back to bed. Talk to you soon.

That’s what champagne will do to you. It is the devil’s juice.
Yes it is. That and tequila.
Welcome back, by the way… you’ve been missed!