Indicted!

Barry Bonds* has been indicted for lying to a federal grand jury.

Shocker.

Not even remotely coincidentally, Greg Anderson, Bonds*’ “friend” and trainer, who has been rotting in jail for the better part of two years for refusing to roll on Bonds*, just happened to get released on the same day Bonds* gets indicted.

Now do all you yay-hoo Bonds* fans, supporters, believers, whatever you call yourselves, finally see the light?!  PLEASE tell me you don’t still believe he’s innocent…