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Random ramblings from an idiot

Pardon the absence

I apologize to my four regular readers for not having posted in over a week. I’ve been very busy trying to study for my Spanish final.

Not as well as I feel I should have done, but pretty well overall, thank you for asking.

I am taking Spanish for one- no, three- reasons. First of all, I’ve always wanted to learn Spanish because I think it’s the prettiest language I’ve ever heard (I put it neck and neck with Italian, and just ahead of Russian). Secondly, where I work, we get a lot of Spanish-speaking callers, so it would be helpful to have someone actually in the office that speaks Spanish to be able to help them. (Oh, and it could mean more money for Johann if I am able to “officially” be considered Spanish-speaking.)

Third reason I’m taking Spanish is because I’m trying to get a head-start on things, since the way things are going, Spanish may very well become the official national language, thanks to our idiotic lawmakers and bleeding hearts doing everything they can to turn this country into the United States of Amexico. There are McDonalds in California (and possibly elsewhere) that have signs posted in the window that read “English Spoken Here”. As though that is a selling point to entice someone into a Big Mac. Pitiful. “The Star Spangled Banner”- the national anthem of the ENGLISH-SPEAKING United States of America- is now being sung in Spanish. I don’t recall that it was meant to be.

Learn Spanish, folks. Before long, it will be required.

Tenga mucho cuidado para que pida.

May 15, 2007 - Posted by Johann | about this blog, excuses | | 16 Comments

16 Comments »

  1. Puedo afilar mi lapis.

    Comment by Anonymous Communist | May 15, 2007 | Reply

  2. Precisely.

    But it’s “lapiz”, not “lapis”. :)

    Comment by johann68 | May 15, 2007 | Reply

  3. Tierra del fuego.

    Comment by Anonymous Communist | May 15, 2007 | Reply

  4. I’d like a bloody Mary, a steak sandwich, and… a steak sandwich.

    Comment by johann68 | May 15, 2007 | Reply

  5. Put it on the Underhill’s bill.

    Comment by Marjorie | May 15, 2007 | Reply

  6. Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.

    Comment by johann68 | May 15, 2007 | Reply

  7. What kind of name is Poon?

    Comanche Indian.

    Comment by Unpainted Huffhines | May 16, 2007 | Reply

  8. I should have known better than to try to match movie lines with The Master. :oops:

    Welcome, U.H.

    Comment by johann68 | May 16, 2007 | Reply

  9. TE Amo!

    Comment by DR | May 16, 2007 | Reply

  10. And Mrs. Johann makes an appearance!

    Te amo mucho, mi bonita.

    Comment by johann68 | May 16, 2007 | Reply

  11. All I’ve got to say about it is: Muey Salsa!

    Comment by DoUg | May 17, 2007 | Reply

  12. Precisely.

    Comment by johann68 | May 17, 2007 | Reply

  13. Johann, I intended no shaming of movie-quote wisdom. I merely was jumping into the discussion.

    You using the whole fist, doc?

    Comment by Unpainted Huffhines | May 17, 2007 | Reply

  14. Moooooooon Riv-er….

    I know you meant no shame, but let’s face it- your most recent movie quotes quiz only had a handful of movies I”d even heard of, and of those, only a handful had I seen, and of THOSE, only a handful I could place the quote.

    I used to think I was pretty good at that. You are indeed the master.

    Comment by johann68 | May 17, 2007 | Reply

  15. You shouldn’t gauge your ability to remember movie quotes by the Movie Quote Quiz alone. It’s intentionally hard because of the glorious Interweb, on which people can copy the quotes verbatim and get the answer. I make no secret that I try to safeguard it against that.

    Comment by Unpainted Huffhines | May 18, 2007 | Reply

  16. Oh, I know… I don’t necessarily view it as a knock on my movie quote… remembering… ability… I just need to see more movies. It’s been forever since I sat down and watched a movie (that has no connection to Disney or its Channel, anyway… hey, you have 2 kids and see how many “grown-up” movies YOU watch! :) ).
    The last movie I saw in a theater was “Toy Story” at the Esquire dollar theater with the poor unfortunate woman who eventually became Mrs. Johann (pity her); the last first-run movie I’ve seen in a theater was “Dances with Wolves”- and that was in 1990.

    I hear some theaters have 3 or 4 screens now.

    Besides, it’s ALL ball bearings these days.

    Comment by johann68 | May 18, 2007 | Reply


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